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Road Reports
Direct from the seat of Tom's bicycle ...

2005
June 24, 2005 -- I made it to Germany safely. The plane stopped for an hour and a half in Iceland and then flew into Frankfurt, Germany. I put the bike back together outside the airport. I got strange looks from passersby as it appeared somewhat like a garage sale with all my camping gear and stuff spread out over the sidewalk. Luckily the police didn't seem too concerned with me. People were very nice giving me directions to the youth hostel in Bad Homborg where I'm staying tonight.

June 25, 2005 -- This morning I pedaled to a bike shop in Bad Homborg to try to get some bike route maps as I was having a heck of a time finding my way around the Frankfurt area. The mechanics all got a kick out of my bike. They commented that they had never seen a bike loaded with that much stuff. Everyone came out and wanted to crowd in for a group photo. Then one of the mechanics worked on my brakes and didn't charge me anything. I ended up sleeping on his couch for the night in a little town 50 miles to the south. He and his wife were great! They even cooked me dinner. Tomorrow I will pedal to Heidelberg to see my Nephew Nick. That is all for now. Everything is going well.

June 26, 2005 -- Today I pedaled on some beautiful bike paths through little German villages to get to Heidelberg. It was great to get out of Frankfurt where I spent the majority of my time lost on the bike and having to ask people for directions. Everyone was helpful, though -- I lost track of how many people helped guide me through the city. There are a lot of people on bikes and an amazing number of them speak English. They went out of their way to help me and I was grateful.

In Heidelberg, I visited my 17-year-old nephew, Nick, from Illinois who is visiting there for seven weeks this summer. It was good to see him. We went out to dinner and he wanted to go to McDonald's, of all places! It was pretty strange eating in a McDonald's in Germany.

June 27, 2005 -- Hello from Rotenberg, Germany. I am staying with my friends Mike and Katja, formerly of Key West. Arrived today from Heidelberg. Things are going well. It has been unusually hot here -- in the 90s -- and I have been fighting the heat and starting to ride some hills on my first couple days back on the road. That is always a little bit of a shock to the system after a layover in flat Key West. But the bike is handling well and my body is adapting quickly. The hills are going to get worse as I start heading toward Austria, then Hungary, over the next few days. I need sleep for tomorrow's radio interview with the BBC Scotland.

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June 28, 2005 -- I got to sleep in a bed last night and got another free meal -- you never pass up a free meal on the road. Seriously, it was good to catch up with my friends that I haven't seen in four years. I did the phone interview on the BBC in Scotland. It went well, but was fairly short. I am spending one more night here getting organized and resting my legs. Then it will be time to start hitting it hard and getting in more miles per day so I can get to the festival in Edinburgh on time.

June 30, 2005 -- Clouds heading in and I am riding in the mountains with a several-mile climb staring me in the face as soon as I leave this town. Made it to a youth hostel in Schwabisch Hall, Germany, yesterday after a 62-mile day of hard climbs on the bike only four days after a long layover in flat Key West. I hope my legs hold out today. Rain is coming over the mountains soon. Gotta go.

July 6, 2005 -- Hello from Austria. I forget the town name. I am near Vienna (or should arrive there day after tomorrow). Behind schedule. But it has been interesting pedaling along the Danube River -- and flat for a change after many tough hills in Germany.

Bad rain yesterday. Camping in the rain was miserable. Rained all night. Tent and everything soaked. Did have electronic stuff and slides in lots of plastic bags and they are O.K. In the morning still raining and had to pack up tent and everything in cold rain with all stuff very heavy.

Should see Zoltan, the bellman from La Concha, in two days in Hungary. Then hightail it north to get to Edinburgh on time.

Tonight I found a pension for 13 Euros and have my own room. Old woman running the place doesn't speak a word of English. Looks like rain again tonight. Glad to be indoors. Still drying stuff out. I am typing this on the screen of an interactive payphone in the town square. Slow and tough to type on this thing.

I'm hanging in there, but have to pick up the pace!

July 8, 2005 -- Hello from Vienna. It is raining hard! I don't think I have enough culture to enjoy this city. The traffic is really bad. Tried to take a train from here to Budapest yesterday and today to see Zoltan. They could get me a ticket, but you have to reserve space for the bike and only two trains a day to Budapest -- all bike spaces already sold for yesterday and today. I can't believe I made it this far and can't get my bike to Budapest. I am out of time. Budapest will have to wait until next time, I am afraid. Time to start heading north in the rain.

July 10, 2005 -- I couldn't be more out in the sticks riding 14% grades on a regular basis up these damn mountains into every little village in the rain and then immediately back down the mountain out of village -- then repeat same process 30 times a day!!

I have had trouble finding phones. I am hanging in there, but tired of rain and cold and wet, heavy camping gear and clothes.

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July 13, 2005 -- Having major problems retrieving e-mail from pay phones here in Poland. Last night it took ten attempts and a lot of money to retrieve messages! I'm hoping the phones in the next towns will be better. In about three days I need to catch a ferry to Sweden from somewhere in Poland. The closest city (three-day's ride) is probably Swinoujscie, Poland. My horrible map shows a ferry leaving from there toward Copenhagen, Denmark. Other options are Gdansk and Gdynia, but they are much farther and I would need to change course soon to get there. Otherwise I will have to head back into Germany to catch something from there. I am out of time and will probably have to blow off Denmark. I feel helpless here with bad phones, no internet access, language barrier, and really bad maps. At least it has stopped raining after six days straight of pouring!

July 14, 2005 -- Earlier today I was in Poland riding up this hill and I saw these two 11- or 12-year-old Polish kids in a field alongside the road. They were digging with shovels and trying to get this wagon loaded with heavy compost out of the mud. They yelled something to me in Polish as I pedaled past on my way up a steep hill. I figured they were just yelling something about the crazy American with so much stuff on his bike. But about two miles down the road I said to myself, "Tom, you idiot, they were probably yelling, 'Hey, mister can you help us -- we're stuck in the mud!'"

I knew they wouldn't speak English and I also didn't want to ride all the way back. I didn't want to get my cycling shoes all muddy as it would make it hard to clip into my pedals. But then I remembered all the people who had helped me when it wasn't remotely their problem or duty to do so. I made myself go back and ride down the hill.

The boys came over and I motioned toward the wagon and then to me. They got it that I had come back to try to help them get it out of the mud. Their eyes got real wide. I grabbed the handle and motioned for them to push the wagon from behind. It took two attempts and every ounce of strength I had -- and their added pushing -- but we got that wagon out of the huge crater it was in. The kids were so happy. I'm pretty sure their dad had sent them out to get it and they would have been in big trouble if they didn't bring it in! They were thrilled, we shook hands, and I left feeling like Superman. It was great.

Some day if they are standing around with their Polish friends and someone is bad-mouthing America they may say, "Hey, we were in big trouble once and this American guy on a bike actually turned around and came back to help us." I'm convinced that in these times with so much bad news and people hating each other (without even knowing each other most of the time) that people traveling and meeting and helping one another, one at a time, is the way to make things better on this planet.

July 17, 2005 --  I made it to Sweden on the ferry and have been riding against a cold wind all day on three hours of very bad sleep on the overnight ferry. A long, frustrating ride against a 40-mph headwind! I am hoping my pocketmail device is still working.

July 19, 2005 -- If it stops raining, Sweden will be OK -- definitely more English speakers, which makes everything easier. It rained all night last night. I was quite fortunate that I didn't end up camping. I stopped at three separate youth hostels in Hellsingborg, Sweden, and they were all full. As it was getting dark, someone told me about an old Swedish woman who had a room for rent sign in front of her house. I rang the bell and she didn't speak a word of English. Somehow I managed to rent the room and get in out of the rain -- although it was raining as I packed up the bike in her back yard this morning -- and it is looks like no end in sight for the rain today along the coast. ... From a phone booth in the rain in Jonsport, Sweden.

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July 22, 2005 -- At a youth hostel in Gothenberg, Sweden. Limited time on computer. Looking at ferries to get to UK. I'm exhausted from pedaling against strong wind (30 mph and over) and rain every day for seven days now and not thinking straight.

July 28, 2005 --  Hello from Once Brewed, England. That is really the name of the place. The English countryside is beautiful and there are some good national bike routes away from traffic. It is still cold and overcast, but did not rain at all today! It is odd having time to kill after pushing so hard on miles every day for a month. Today I only got in 21 miles. I stopped in an interesting town early in the day and spent four hours there. I never do that.

I found a bike shop and managed to find a front bike rack. I installed it tonight when I got to the hostel. It took me a long time, but I think I got it. The old one (repaired in Poland) got me here but could have gone into the front wheel again on any bumpy downhill!

This is the second night in a row sleeping in big dormitory room with a lot of beds. I am getting a little old for this, but luckily I have my ear plugs and need to lay low on spending money. That's it for now from England.

July 28, 2005 -- I have now pedaled across Germany, Austria, Czech Republic, and Poland. I took ferries from Poland to Sweden and from Sweden to Newcastle, England. That second one was 25 hours at sea in a rough crossing! Czech Republic and Poland were difficult because no one spoke English. But they were interesting countries, cheap, and everyone was nice to me, even though we couldn't speak much.

It has been about 2,000 miles of pedaling so far. I am finally closing in on Edinburgh, Scotland. It has also been a lot of days of rain across Europe. I think I had six days out of 35 that I have not been rained on during the day at some point!

July 30, 2005 -- Hello from Belingham, England. I am now only about 70 miles away from Edinburgh, Scotland. Yesterday I got caught in a cold rain all day while pedaling along a bike route through the forest. Luckily I have very good rain gear, but it was still a long day. It is beautiful country and would have been great on a day when it wasn't raining. I have managed to find some bike route maps and it turns out there are many national cycling routes in both England and Scotland, which has been nice.

I have been staying at many youth hostels in small villages and was going to stay at one here last night, but the tourist information center told me about this farm bunkhouse that was right at the edge of town and actually cheaper than the hostel. It is run by these very nice, hard working sheep farmers and I ended up with my own room there for $20.

There is a small post office nearby for sending home some of the many maps I have already used. I am writing this from a computer at the local library. They were very nice and let me on one of their computers. The English countryside has been a pleasant surprise. I have ended up meeting a lot of other people that are hiking and bicycling. Somehow we often end up at the same hostels at the end of the day and trade stories. The hills have been getting bigger as I head toward Scotland. Luckily my legs are in pretty good riding shape by now and I have managed them quite well. I am ahead of schedule now and have had more time the past couple days to spend in some of the villages and town squares of some of the bigger cities. The rest of Europe I was really pushing hard to get in a lot of miles every day and wasn't able to do that.

Everything is going well. I have access to a stove and microwave tonight and there is a good store here so I will eat well tonight. Many of the hostels have been in small towns that didn't even have a store so I had to just go with the food I was carrying on my bike.

I got an e-mail from the agent in London that so far 72 tickets have already been purchased over the internet for my shows in Edinburgh! That is a good sign. I guess the radio reports from the road on the BBC have really helped.

The real work starts for me when I get to Edinburgh. I will collect the projector, banner and
bulbs, and construct a cardboard frame for the banner. Hopefully a tech rehearsal on the 2nd, and then hit the streets with the bike and the banner for the first show (August 3rd).

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July 31, 2005 -- Arrived in Edinburgh and my apartment for the next month. Third floor walk up with narrow winding staircase! I can't imagine dragging the bike up and down these stairs everyday.  It just about killed me to get it up there the firs time -- that was after taking a lot of stuff off it! There are four rooms, one bathroom. I am the first here so I am trying to decide on best room for me and bike.

Aug. 11, 2005 -- Hello from Edinburgh, Scotland. I have now performed eight shows here. I've been spending ten hours a day on the bike (with the banner on the back) promoting the performances. The attendance figures for the first week in order of shows are: 19, 24, 37, 36, 52, 47, 23, and 26 people. I was told that the past two days are traditionally the slowest of the festival and that it really starts cranking up now. I hope that's true and I can get my numbers back up in the direction they were going.

I have a 60 seat theater so I hope to get a sold out show soon. I have been getting some good publicity and am generating a lot of word of mouth. A team of two guys hand out fliers for two hours before my show. They told me whenever they talk to someone about my show they always say, "We've been seeing that guy on his bike everywhere we go!"

It's unbelievably competitive here. Literally thousands of people are handing out fliers for all kinds of shows! The competition doesn't bother me; I'm up for it. A couple of the guys that do shows in the same theater before and after my show have had to cancel more than one of their shows because they had no one in the audience!

I've had two reviews of the show written in the local newspapers. They both had some nice things to say, but only gave me three stars out of five. Basically no one gets a five, but I would've liked to have gotten four. That would have really helped draw in some people. Three stars won't hurt anything, but I was disappointed not to have gotten a little better review.
It was actually a very good show and great crowd -- my best so far! I don't know what more they could have wanted.

Anyway, I had a really nice picture of me and captions mentioning the show and time and place in the paper today and that should help for tomorrow's show. In fact, I have done three photo shoots in as many days for different papers -- so I have photos coming out for a couple days in a row. People are going to get tired of seeing me. For one of the photo shoots I had to ride my bike up a mountain so the photographer could get some shots of the city of Edinburgh in the background. It was really beautiful up there.

The shows are going well. I wasn't sure if they would appreciate my sense of humor in the UK, but they have been laughing. I had one joke and four slides I had to pull from the show after four attempts because they weren't getting the laughs they get in the U.S., but everything else has managed to translate well.

I've been doing some good networking with the other comedians and everyone already seems to know who I am. They always say, "Oh, you're the bike guy!" A few days ago a man from a television production company out of San Francisco came to my show. He approached me afterwards and told me he really liked the show.

Anyway, I am taking my shot and doing what I can here. I do sense that there are a lot of opportunities and it is still quite early in the festival. I'm hanging in there and operating on much less sleep than I'm used to, but I can deal with that for a month.

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Aug. 28, 2005 -- I am now finished with the Fringe shows! It ended on a good note -- about 40 people today and a fun crowd. I did a great show both yesterday and today and ended on a high note. I did well with the things that were under my control.

I got a print out from the Gilded Balloon box office on my ticket sales for the whole festival. I'm still trying to digest the numbers as there are some comp and press tickets and not sure which are included in the final total. But, the total number of tickets shown is 756. That would mean that by busting my butt for a month to get good crowds I should only lose $2,900! That seems to be best case scenario. Pretty crazy stuff. There still is the possibility that something will come of all this.

I'm feeling upbeat when I don't look at the money part and just concentrate on the fact that the shows went well in a foreign country. And that I did accomplish a lot here.
It was a good opportunity and worth doing. However, I am exhausted. Not sure of my travel plans. Have to be out of here Tuesday morning. Will probably just start pedaling south out of town and eventually take a ferry to mainland Europe and continue pedaling toward Frankfurt, Germany.

Aug. 30, 2005 -- I left Edinburgh today on my bike and pedaled about 55 miles to the southeast along the coast. Good weather, but 10 miles of tough hills at the end of the day to get to the hostel at Coldingham Sands. I'm on four hours sleep after packing all night.

Sept. 8, 2005 – Hello from what I think is Rosendale, Holland -- not really sure where I am. I made it safely on the ferry from Hull, England, to a port that I thought was Rotterdam, but according to the signs on the bike path I am still about 21 km south of there.

The good news is there is a beautiful bike path along a canal heading for Rotterdam -- and one hell of a lot of people on bikes! I now remember why I liked Holland so much years ago. Already taken a lot of pictures of bike paths and signs.

Lucked out on ferry -- paid for four person berth in cabin but had room to myself! I think this September traveling is going to be good. The sun is out and it is warm. Now time to get a map and figure out my way north up the west coast. More as it happens.

Sept. 11, 2005 – Hello from Sneek, Holland. I have been pedaling along a sand dune along the ocean and it has been quite peaceful. I've also managed to find the only hills in Holland.

Yesterday I took a ferry to Texel Island and spent the night at a youth hostel there. Today I pedaled across an 18-mile dike against the wind.

I am enjoying Holland and getting some great pictures. On to Germany within the next two days. Tomorrow looks like rain, but I have been lucky so far on this closing stretch of the three month European segment of the adventure.

Tired, but all is well.

Sept. 17, 2005 – Made it to Germany. Hopefully rain will stop and I can get to a hostel tonight. I just ducked under a roof overhang in time to stay dry for a huge gush of rain. Looks like now a break in clouds.

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